ScoreNameCrimesWanted inSpecialtyTime
1501 Loser 27 2 states contributing to the delinquency of minors Tue Aug 19 22:24:30 2008
1443 ac 20 3 states vandalism Thu Aug 21 12:02:05 2008
1428 z 15 4 states reckless endangerment Wed Aug 20 15:04:28 2008
1279 Z 14 4 states littering Wed Aug 20 15:18:36 2008
1184 Loser 13 3 states product tampering Tue Aug 19 22:31:26 2008
1174 Loser 14 3 states littering Wed Aug 20 05:29:52 2008
1073 Loser 12 3 states product tampering Wed Aug 20 09:39:34 2008
1013 Loser 13 2 states product tampering Wed Aug 20 05:22:23 2008
1013 Loser 13 2 states product tampering Wed Aug 20 05:22:27 2008
950 angie 15 2 states arms smuggling Wed Aug 20 13:52:37 2008
942 Loser 15 2 states petty larceny Tue Aug 19 18:41:07 2008
326 Loser 4 1 state promotion of human misery Thu Aug 21 06:49:05 2008
98 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
87 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
73 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
72 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
69 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
69 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
67 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
62 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
59 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
58 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
40 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
39 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
38 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never

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Please note: It's been a long, long time since I've actually updated any of the code that makes this thing go. As a result, you may encounter a glitch that, from time to time, makes high scores vanish without warning or reason. I am not actively removing anyone's scores from the list.

I'd like to think that I'll get the problem fixed one of these days, but until that day arrives, you might want to take a screenshot if you're concerned about bragging rights.